Quotes & Jokes about Addiction / page 2


As a recovering addict I know resentments are trouble so I have none except resenting myself.

What is sex addiction? I asked a doctor and the guys goes, "Sex addiction... People will end up doing something they don’t want to do just for sex." Isn’t that called a first date, man? If sex was the result of something I wanted to do, there’d be condoms all over my PlayStation.

Mexico's a great place to overcome a drug addiction.

They never differentiate between drug users and drug addicts... I've done most drugs there are socially, I never had a problem.

People who are homeless, they're not all addicts. A lot of times, they're just people who, through something like losing their job or losing someone in their life, ended up on the streets. So much of our time is spent in cars that sometimes you need to look out of those windows. And you see that a dollar, 50 cents, whatever you have, may not mean much to you, but it means everything to people who are hungry and who are in need.

One hip thing about being a recovering addict is I can spot assholes a mile away.

Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it.