Quotes & Jokes about Tennis
You can equate acting to a tennis game: When you're playing one of the best, you get better.
This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head.
I killed a squirrel once with a car. Twice with a tennis racket.
When the Williams sisters play tennis, it gets pretty hot. When they start grunting, I'm in.
I had to buy a new printer the other day. The printer I wanted was like $200, but for some reason, I figured out that if I bought a printer/copier/scanner/faxer/coffee maker/clay oven/tennis racquet restringer, it's like $8.95. And I had to ask myself: why would it be that by paying less, I get more? How is it that the less I pay, the more I get? And I've figured out there's only one logical answer - the giant, multinational, megacorporations really just want me to be happy. That's the only possible answer.