Quotes & Jokes about Michael Jackson

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Poor Michael Jackson and these sex allegations. As if it’s not bad enough him being a Jehova’s Witness, they’re accusing him of behaving like a catholic priest!

Easiest job you could ever have… whoever gets to put Michael Jackson in a witness chair and create "reasonable doubt."

Many people are skeptical about marriage of Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Pressley. They say, Lisa Marie is more of a sit at home type, while Michael Jackson is more of a homosexual pedophile.

I have to say something about people, even when it's somebody like Michael Jackson. I have to say something about a little dude who runs around the country wearing one glove and singing "Beat It!"

Michael Jackson is what happens when you keep fixin' it until it's broke!

More details coming out about Michael Jackson. It seems his 13-year-old accuser testified before a grand jury that Michael had seven locks on his bedroom door. See, what happened was whenever Michael would install one lock, the kid would grow an inch taller, and he’d have to put in another one, and then another one, and then another one.

Michael Jackson's charity efforts? Mmm. I'm sure they have nothing to do with his molestation charges.

Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool.

If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house.

I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!'

Where else but in America can a poor black man like Michael Jackson grow up to be a rich white woman?