Quotes & Jokes about Respect / page 2
I think when the movie `Roxanne' came out, which I also had written, I felt something new that I never felt, which was respect.
I can't play no slave. I got three kids, man. How my kids going to respect me if they see me playing a slave? "Little Damon, you get down off that chair before I spank your behind." "Yeah, you weren't so tough when mastuh was kicking your ass."
I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.
I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
I get no respect at all. I donated to a sperm bank. Now I'm the father of three puppies.
President Bush never really has to answer a question. Nobody ever says to him, "With due respect, sir, your answer had absolutely nothing to do with the question I asked."
I don't get no respect, no respect at all!
With my old man I got no respect. He told me never take candy from a stranger unless he offered me a ride.
When I was a kid I got no respect. My mother breast fed me through a straw.
How do we help the church get their respect back? I have a plan: pedophile crucifixions.
I can't predict the future and I don't have respect for people who try to.
When I was a kid I got no respect. I played hide-and-seek. They wouldn't even look for me.
I said I didn't respect religion... and anyone who believes in fairy tales to answer questions that we can't answer. So I don't respect our religions either. But I do believe it is a clash of civilizations, absolutely, between the Islamic world and the Western world. It has been going on for 1,000 years.
I'm very lucky. Years ago they had images, like W.C. Fields, Laurel and Hardy, Groucho Marx. But today, I think I'm the only one around with an image. And that image is something everyone identified with. They all feel life treated 'em wrong and they got no respect.
With my old man I got no respect. When he took me hunting he gave me a three minute head start. Then on the way home he tied me to the fender and put the deer in the car.