Quotes & Jokes about Respect / page 2
If you do something and people think you're stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes stupid people.
When I started, you didn't make a lot of money by being a comedian. You didn't get a lot of respect.
I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.
When I was a kid I got no respect. My mother breast fed me through a straw.
I'm tellin' ya I get no respect. When I was in Switzerland, I got an obscene yodel.
I'm very lucky. Years ago they had images, like W.C. Fields, Laurel and Hardy, Groucho Marx. But today, I think I'm the only one around with an image. And that image is something everyone identified with. They all feel life treated 'em wrong and they got no respect.
I think when the movie `Roxanne' came out, which I also had written, I felt something new that I never felt, which was respect.
I can't play no slave. I got three kids, man. How my kids going to respect me if they see me playing a slave? "Little Damon, you get down off that chair before I spank your behind." "Yeah, you weren't so tough when mastuh was kicking your ass."
I can't predict the future and I don't have respect for people who try to.
I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
When I was a kid I got no respect. I had no friends. I remember the see-saw. I had to keep runnin' from one end to the other.
Quality thoughts will turn their back on you if you don't treat them with respect.
In high school, when I played football I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop.
I said I didn't respect religion... and anyone who believes in fairy tales to answer questions that we can't answer. So I don't respect our religions either. But I do believe it is a clash of civilizations, absolutely, between the Islamic world and the Western world. It has been going on for 1,000 years.