Quotes & Jokes about Stupidity

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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Just to be silly!

My mom looks at my dad and goes, 'Do I look fat in this dress?' And my dad goes, 'Don't be stupid, you look fat in everything.'

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

People who get offended by jokes are fucking stupid.

Be talented enough to make it and stupid enough to keep trying.

If you do something and people think you're stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes stupid people.

I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say "I'm Stupid". That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

The true Axis of Evil in America is the genius of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

You know what's stupid? Skiing. You get on top of a slippery mountain with sleds on your feet and you go down... big deal. Try not to. Or, go up! Now that'd be a sport for ya!

It was stupid behaviour. And you take a look at the explosion, and it knocks you down and you wake up every morning and you're scared and you're depressed and sad, and you kind of got to let that knock you down and knock you down.

Then comes the kicker: Say the alphabet – backwards. "Well, shit, you got me. I'm not drunk, but I'm obviously too stupid to be driving, God damn it."