Comedians' Quotes and Jokes about Pancakes

Top 15 Quotes (out of 9)

#1

Eggnog, who thought that one up? “I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes.” You know what eggnog really is. You’re not gonna want to hear it, but I’ll tell ya. It’s elf cum. You might as well pour it down your back and slap your self on the ass.

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#2

No matter how flat you make your pancakes, it still has two sides.

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#3

And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, “Fuck waffles.”

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#4

You'll always feel good about your body when you go to the International House of Pancakes - no matter what your body is - because there's always someone there who weighs 350 pounds more than you’ll ever weigh.

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#5

I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater.

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#6

Love is such an arbitrary thing. I love my mom. I love pancakes.

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#7

Some men see things as they are and ask why. I dream things that never were, get distracted, then go out for pancakes.

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#8

The sexy magazine in Britain in that time was called Club International. Club International: It was about as international as the International House of Pancakes. It should have been called Naked Cockney Girls with Scurvy.

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#9

I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes.

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