Comedy Quotes & Jokes / page 1079
I think, at first blush, the '60s always enticed me. There's something about the '60s, it's not hard to like it.
I am often the one they call “You,” but I am no more “You” than you. I am me. And yet I am more “Me” than you are me or can ever be.
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
Ted Kennedy is endorsing John Kerry and I'm wondering, do you really want the endorsement of a guy with a Bloody Mary mustache?
I am sick of deconstructing their propaganda, because it's pretty much the same as it's always been. It's just repeating something over and over again until we believe it and we hope that you believe it.
It's nice to be in Washington, where the buck stops here. Way to go. And then it's handed out to AIG and many other people.
To a man standing on the shore, time passes quicker than to a man on a boat - especially if the man on the boat is with his wife.
I can't control what people think this was. I can only tell you my intentions. This was not a rally to ridicule people of faith. Or people of activism or to look down our noses at the heartland or passionate argument or to suggest that times are not difficult and that we have nothing to fear. They are and we do. But we live now in hard times, not end times. And we can have animus and not be enemies.
People always ask me, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi.
There is no "I" in "Team", unless you count the vertical part of the "T".
I've been having a lot of trouble sleeping as we all should. I dunno. You don't live that long. It doesn't matter.
We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep and conformists.
When years from now people look back on today, they will think the same thing they already do but with more reasons for it.