Comedians' Quotes and Jokes about Boxing

Top 15 Quotes (out of 9)


It’s hard to know what’s gay in life. Boxing. That’s two men fighting over a belt.


Gay people invented sports. Think about it. Boxing. Two topless men... in silk shorts... fighting over a belt and a purse.


I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.


Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.


To make boxing training more exciting my trainer dresses as a ninja and yells, 'Ive never felt pain like this!! Who is this human!?'


I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about.


I was called "Rembrandt" Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.


Boxing kept me out of the streets, by giving me something to do. And it gave me a father figure in the coach that was there for me. I just reiterated what my mother was trying to teach me about focusing and getting my life together.


A lot of these kids have no fathers, and they want to be gangsters. They don't believe in God and have no faith in anything but their own instincts. Boxing provides a way for them to express themselves in a positive way, and I'm happy to be able to help them.