Quotes & Jokes about Racism / page 3


Racist dermatologists think all black people have really bad skin.

I live in racist America and I'm uneducated, yet a lot of people love me and like what I do, and I can make a living from it. You can't do much better than that.

Everyone's a racist. It's the one thing that makes us all the same.

Why can't we have racism that's ignorant but nice? You could have stereotypes that are positive about race. You could say, "Those Chinese people, they can fly!" "You know about the Puerto Ricans... they're made of candy!"

Comedy can always be taken the wrong way. If I do a bit that is meant to diffuse racism or sexism, I'm not going to avoid it on the chance that a small portion of the audience might take it the wrong way.

It proves that we're all from Africa, you see. Proved through the Y chromosome and through the mitochondrial DNA that we're all African, which is brilliant 'cause it means that racist people can retire.

There's a lot of racism going on. Who's more racist, black people or white people? It's black people! You know why? Because we hate black people too! Everything white people don't like about black people, black people really don't like about black people.

Stop saying you’re not racist because you have a friend that’s black. That’s like saying you’re not a pedophile because you have a friend that’s a kid.

Such a politically correct time. I used to do a lot of racial material, but then people would think I was a racist and I'm not - anymore.

I’m not a racist or misogynist person, but I find these jokes funny, so I say them.

You know, there's nothing more interesting than seeing a bunch of racists become confused and angry at a speech they're not quite certain what he's saying.

Racism is exclusion, that's why I make fun of everybody.

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?

Of all the ways people save time, I think racism is the worst.

If you’re a racist, right now, in 2011... You just look like a retard, man.