Quotes & Jokes about Judgment / page 2
While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.
I hate to judge everybody across the board.
People judge you because they have no faith in themselves.
I worry about my judgment when anything I believe in or do regularly begins to be accepted by the American public.
I am saddened by how people treat one another and how we are so shut off from one another and how we judge one another, when the truth is, we are all one connected thing. We are all from the same exact molecules.
Don't let morons judge you... Do what I do... I moronically judge myself first and get it over with... But on my watch.
If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I'm retarded.
We're putting a face on something that a lot of people don't understand, ... And we want to give people some information before they make up their minds and judge us.
Pigmentation was a quick and convenient way of judging a person. One of us, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., once proposed we instead judge people by the content of their character. He was shot.
I don't want someone coming in and passing judgment on my life.
The judge asked, "what do you plead?" I said, "Insanity. Your honor, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?"
Only God can judge wet t-shirt contests.
I laugh at weird times - at good and bad things alike. I laugh simply when things are incongruous. It’s not necessarily a judgment - as it is noticing the oddity of something.
He’s just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he’s drunk. If he likes you, he’ll want to see you when his judgment isn’t impaired.
We were in Salino, Utah when we were arrested for not going through a green light. We pleaded "maybe". I asked the judge if he knew what time it is, he did, and I said, "No further questions."