Quotes & Jokes about People / page 3

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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

More people write poetry than read it.

Yesterday I returned a movie. The people at the theater were pissed.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.

A lot of these people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

People say life begins at conception, I say life began about a billion years ago and it's a continuous process.

Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.

If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.

We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.

People ask me all the time, all the time, they say the same exact thing. They say, "Bo, you’re an artist… how do we fix Africa?"

People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.