Quotes & Jokes about Talent


Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no fucking sense make.

Every time you hear about some famous guy overdosing on drugs, it's always some really talented guy. It's always like Len Bias, or Janis Joplin, or Jimi Hendrix, or John Belushi. You know what I mean? The people you wanna have overdose on drugs never would! Like Motley Crue would never fucking overdose man, never!

Be talented enough to make it and stupid enough to keep trying.

If you've got a talent, protect it.

I wanted to be a general manager. I wanted to kind of run the show, wanted to get out there and get into the nuts and bolts of finding the talent and trying to coordinate putting the club together and doing the scouting part of it and go through the whole thing.

You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.

Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.

The giant superstars are people whose talent is so enormous that their death wish can't destroy it.

Talent is luck. The important thing in life is courage.

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.

With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.

Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: "Are your ready?"

Other animals could have secret talents, like tigers might be good with banjos.

First of all you've got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did.

The best thing about where comedy is now is if you have a little bit of talent and a strong work ethic, and strong social skills, you can make a name for yourself and you can make money.