Quotes & Jokes about Worth / page 3

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I realized that every second that I'm alive, the world cares less about me. It's just a very linear, downward progression. And it sounds cynical because you guys are young and you're full with life. I want you to understand - this is it. You have nothing to look forward to because you're peaking. If you're not having fun now, kill yourself. I don't mean that in a bad way, just - it's not worth it to go forward.

Your father loves you. But, he doesn't like you. His job is to tell you you suck and are worthless so that when you get out there on your own you don't end up sucking worthlessly. He makes you a better man so that one day you will have the strength and character to stand up to him. And give him the finger. But just pray on that day he doesn't have the strength and character to break that finger off. Ow. I thought he was sleeping.

There's a reason you never see anyone's house with a Beware of Cat sign. Because they're not even worth mentioning.

When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn’t a lot worth paying attention to.

I tried to contact Johnny to reconcile our friendship, a million times, but he just wasn't having it. When he passed away, I felt such a crushing blow, that things were still unresolved. Johnny was a dear friend, I wish things would've ended different, this just was not worth it.

Anyone who assesses you or your relationship as disposable is not worthy of your time or tears.

Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.

If you’re worth over $50m you should have to dress like that guy on the Monopoly box. The super-rich shouldn’t get all the benefits of looking like a regular guy.

I would believe in reincarnation but too many of me ex-girlfriends did and it isn't worth the risk.

Terrible wars have been fought where millions have died for one idea - freedom. And it seems that something that means so much to so many people would be worth having.

The worst is feeling worthless.

Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, "Booty - mmm mmm."

My friends come and ask me "Is it worth it?" I say well shit it better be, I did this shit on purpose!

As far as I’m concerned, humans have not yet come up with a belief that’s worth believing.

They said I was worth $500 million. If I was worth that much, I wouldn't have visited Vietnam, I'd have sent for it.