Quotes & Jokes about Age / page 2

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I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.

I'm going to be fifty this year. Soon I'm going to meet somebody around my own age, and she's going to be smart and beautiful, and I'm going to date her daughter.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Sex is great, but when you get to be my age, you've got to pace it a little bit. Otherwise you get tired.

Don't talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.

Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.

It's a weird age. They're like, 'Amy, I'm pregnant.' And I still don't know whether to be like, 'Congratulations,' or 'Do you need a ride?'

Age is just a number, unless of course your trying to have a conversation with them.

I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear.

A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

At my age, making love is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.