Quotes & Jokes about Decisions
If you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community, that would be a reservation reservation reservation.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
I've about decided if it wasn't for the sex, I could be gay. Hell, then you're just hangin' out with your buddies.
I had a breakup. I decided that I wasn't going to do the sort of routines I was doing anymore. So I went to work, trying to develop the thing I do now.
So if you're black or brown, you can make money in America, you can get rich in America … but whatever you decide to do, it better be positive, 'cause if one person is harmed, you will be destroyed. You see Oprah, she just be giving away money. She's doing that to keep the Feds off her back.
Once they make their commitment, they have to stay with that commitment, ... They have to live with that decision.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
The thing I don't understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who's supposed to pretend they don't want it?
I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I'm thinking, OK, here's a gal who's capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future.
Keep it real by being straight forward. Don't pull no punches on people. It's better to tell somebody than just lollygag around, letting them think they're living their life the right way. Because some people don't know what the hell they're doing, they don't know if they're living the right way or making the right decisions. Some people don't know that.
With school out, teens are looking for jobs, things like lifeguards. But L.A. public pools do not have lifeguards. We have life coaches. If they see you struggling in the water, they say, “Are you happy with the decisions you’re making”? Then they give you a pamphlet for a yoga studio.
The plain fact is religion must die for mankind to live. The hour is getting very late to be able to indulge in having key decisions made by religious people - by irrationalists - by those who would steer the ship of state, not by a compass, but by the equivalent of reading the entrails of a chicken.
Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks.
I'm so disgusted by feeling disgusted I've decided to accept it.
No matter what tricks you use or what decisions you make, go easy on yourself as someone who’s on a never-ending quest for improvement.