Quotes & Jokes about Babies / page 2
Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it was the first time either of us cried.
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
They're not the sharpest people - babies. So, you must be everything to them.
My sister just had a baby. We can have company over. She’ll be in front of everyone with her um… breast… out feeding it. You know… cereal or whatever.
People don't let politicians kiss your babies. Those lips have been on lobbyist asses for years now.
I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.
Babies awaken slightly disoriented, with a look that's half Angel and half Lost Tourist.
Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.
My sister gained 80 pounds expecting her baby. Well, you get nervous, waiting for those adoption papers to clear.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
Hispanics still have the highest rate amongst teens with babies so at least the future housekeeping is secure.
Writing jokes for others is like having babies for someone else. It’s sad. Like the woman who gives up her baby but needs to be close so she secretly becomes the maid in the household.