Quotes & Jokes about Cars / page 2
I killed a squirrel once with a car. Twice with a tennis racket.
I never smoke grass and drive my car because, for one thing, no matter how many letters I write to the road commissions, they still refuse to start designing highways with second-chance exits.
Americans are not gonna conserve. We're not gonna shift to smaller cars. We can't - we have big, fat kids.
I wrote an article on a new Porsche for 'Automobile Magazine.' I knew the editor, and she asked me to write this article. So I'm more proud of that than anything.
I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate.
Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey.
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.
All my life is passing in front of my eyes. The worst part of it is I'm driving a used car.
I don’t know what popping-and-locking is but I know to lock my car door whenever people are doing it.
My grandfather was a very insignificant man: at his funeral his hearse followed the other cars.
There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed.
A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad's car. I don't blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don't have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.