Quotes & Jokes about Sex / page 3
My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark.
Sex couldn't be simpler. I think there's only like five things you can do in the whole fucking thing. You ever think you invented a sixth? Then later you go, 'Ah, in all humility, I guess that was pretty close to number five.'
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
Now we have two choices in life: have sex with the same person forever or risk a terminal disease. Either way, your life is over.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
I hate that people assume guys are the only ones to want sex. Girls want sex, too, and that shouldn't be a problem.
My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, "Adam - uh, don't kiss guys."
Sex when you’re married is like going to a 7-Eleven. There’s not as much variety, but at three in the morning, it’s always there.
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life.
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.