Quotes & Jokes about Sex / page 3


Sex is great, but when you get to be my age, you've got to pace it a little bit. Otherwise you get tired.

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

I have a twelve year old sex doll. Brand new.

Every generation thinks they invented sex, which is the stupidest assumption in the world because if that was the case, you wouldn't even be here.

Children today know more about sex than I or my father did.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark.

Now we have two choices in life: have sex with the same person forever or risk a terminal disease. Either way, your life is over.

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Sex couldn't be simpler. I think there's only like five things you can do in the whole fucking thing. You ever think you invented a sixth? Then later you go, 'Ah, in all humility, I guess that was pretty close to number five.'

I hate that people assume guys are the only ones to want sex. Girls want sex, too, and that shouldn't be a problem.

Sex and children are the two things that delude logic the most in this society.

You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither.

Racecar driving is a lot like sex; all men think they're good at it.