Comedians' Quotes and Jokes about Stuff

Top 15 Quotes (out of 17)


Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?


You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren't paying attention to.


Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: it attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other people’s stuff.


A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.


I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff.


The moments of comedy are there. But the whole idea of a vacation is the stripping away of stuff and then, by the end of the vacation, at least in my life, you do have these moments as a group, as a family having a great time, so mellow again. It takes a while to do that but that's what this movie is about.


Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian.


When I look back on the stuff I used to wear, I wonder why somebody didn't try to stop me. Just a friendly warning, "You may regret this," would have been fine.


I would not have had anything to eat if it weren't for the stuff the audience threw at me.


You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.


Some of my stuff, I realize is just rage.


I have soundtracks for a lot of stuff.


Ladies, apologies, but isn't 'vintage' just used stuff?


I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.


I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.