Quotes & Jokes about Teachers / page 2


All boys' Catholic school is a lot like going to a regular school, except your teacher is a priest - with benefits. No, I'm kidding. I was never touched by any priest in school. Which makes me think, 'Am I not attractive?'

When I look back now I realize I was such an obnoxious kid but, you know, I went to schools like you, like a public school in New York so compared to the anarchy that was going on there, they really wouldn't - I wasn't like a bad kid. I saw people come in and punch the teachers.

My teacher was by and large.... but anyway.

That's where the conflict starts. We all want for a wife a combination Sunday school teacher and a $500-a-night hooker.

I was always the class clown, although many teachers view the class clown as a trouble maker. But I always had good grades, so the only thing my parents were told was that while I was intelligent, I talked too much.

I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.'

Teachers have a chance to mold someone, inspire them. I hope all teachers realize that.

I always appreciated my teachers. When I was 16, I gave them the greatest gift I could think of. I dropped out of school.

While we're waiting for a cab I'll give you your lesson for today. Don't listen to what your teachers tell ya, you know. Don't pay attention. Just, just see what they look like and that's how you'll know what life is really gonna be like.

You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.

Why are all the home-ec teachers divorced?

Any female teachers watching the show tonight, you've got to quit dating the students. That's the least we expect out of you. When I was 14 years old, my teacher wouldn't let me bang the erasers.

In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.

I used to have sex with my teachers in exchange for good grades on teacher evaluations.

4 in every 8 math teachers think that they should be 1 in every 2 math teachers.