Quotes & Jokes about Success / page 2

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It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it.

When I went into Bobby's World, I had no idea it would be a success. I had been doing the Bobby voice as part of my nightclub adult act for years.

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics.

Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it.

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.

I had done the sitcom thing to lesser and lesser degrees of success.

Showbiz is great if you're successful.

For me, the greatest hurdle to success has always been failure.

The success of any stand-up act comes out of life experience.

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.

Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it would be patronising to go and talk like a welder. Welding's a mystery to me now. You can't go back, your life changes every day.

For me, this was all or nothing. I left no room for anything else. That goal was just for my own push, my own self-esteem. The fear of not being a success in my life made me push even harder.

I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage.