Quotes & Jokes about Success / page 2

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If you're not happy before you're successful, you're going to be miserable when you do become successful because all your problems just get magnified.

Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: "Are your ready?"

When I went into Bobby's World, I had no idea it would be a success. I had been doing the Bobby voice as part of my nightclub adult act for years.

I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.

I had done the sitcom thing to lesser and lesser degrees of success.

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics.

Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it.

The operation was a success, but I'm afraid the doctor is dead.

Whatever you do to gain success, you have to hang in there and hope good things happen. Always think positive.

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.

The success of any stand-up act comes out of life experience.

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

For me, the greatest hurdle to success has always been failure.

Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it would be patronising to go and talk like a welder. Welding's a mystery to me now. You can't go back, your life changes every day.

For me, this was all or nothing. I left no room for anything else. That goal was just for my own push, my own self-esteem. The fear of not being a success in my life made me push even harder.