Comedians' Quotes and Jokes about Talent

Top 15 Quotes (out of 23)

#1

Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no fucking sense make.

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#2

Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.

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#3

Talent is luck. The important thing in life is courage.

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#4

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.

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#5

Other animals could have secret talents, like tigers might be good with banjos.

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#6

I'm sure back in the Greek days or the Roman Empire days, when guys fought in arenas and were fighting lions, people were talking smack. Every era in history has someone talking smack. No way you can have talent and not proclaim your victory.

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#7

If you've got a talent, protect it.

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#8

With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.

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#9

Every time you hear about some famous guy overdosing on drugs, it's always some really talented guy. It's always like Len Bias, or Janis Joplin, or Jimi Hendrix, or John Belushi. You know what I mean? The people you wanna have overdose on drugs never would! Like Motley Crue would never fucking overdose man, never!

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#10

Say what you will about Gypsy women, but they are remarkable assessors of blues guitar talent.

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#11

The key is to get it all down on paper before the coffee stops telling you you’re talented.

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#12

There’s a lot of controversy online, some people say i’m a genius and other say i’m hugely talented.

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#13

Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: "Are your ready?"

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#14

The best thing about where comedy is now is if you have a little bit of talent and a strong work ethic, and strong social skills, you can make a name for yourself and you can make money.

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#15

First of all you've got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did.

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