Quotes & Jokes about Future / page 3


Being constructively critical is good, as long as your purpose is to improve your methods for future endeavors. Lying in bed and replaying failures and telling yourself you’re stupid is a tremendous disservice to your efforts and what you can offer the world.

The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.

When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes.

The future will soon be a thing of the past.

I can't predict the future and I don't have respect for people who try to.

I hired three people to watch my back but they were killed so now I have a team of gypsies watch my future and let the present worry alone.

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

Technology is fine, but that popular vision of the future, where you plug somebody in and leave them there and they don't get out and interact with actual flesh-and-blood humans - you know the answer before I say it - that's not good.

They have the x-ray area. I don't mind going through it, but I get tired of the businessmen who make way too big a deal out of their computers. 'Excuse me, I have a computer. I have a computer here. I don't know how you're going to handle this - my computer.' Oh, is he from the future? They've been around a while, pal. I think they have a way to handle your computation machine.

The hard part about living in the present is it forces you to abandon hope for the future. Thanks for nothing, now.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

I hope I'm able to relive my future.

I'm not ready to die. Period. To begin with, I cannot imagine a future without me in it. Can't do it.

Hispanics still have the highest rate amongst teens with babies so at least the future housekeeping is secure.

Only lie about the future.