Quotes & Jokes about Language / page 2

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We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like "We have to get rid of dictators", but he's pretty much one himself.

Everyone smiles in the same language.

My grandfather, mother and father were gifted verbally, and my mother passed that along to me. She always made sure I was conscious of language and words.

For those of you who don't speak French, by the way, all of that was fucking funny.

I do have very deep, fond memories of my family in Mexico City, but I also remember feeling funny for not speaking English - I was basically an immigrant. But I picked up the language fast and soon I knew that I wanted to be a writer.

Even if you didn't see the movie, you'd see two words you'd never seen put together before - comedy and Muslim. Comedy is friendly - it's the least offensive word in our language.

There is no such thing as bad language: it's just our morals that are fucked.

It think acceptance levels sort of swings back and forth. Like in the 60's there was a lot more freedom with sex that doesn't exist today. Language has gotten pushed a bit farther and violence is way far out.

Learn to feel sorry for music because, although it is the international language, it has no swear words.

Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

If we can teach sign language to monkeys, then shouldn't deaf people be awesome at gymnastics?

Seriously, you don't have to know English. It'd be nice, a nice little plus. We don't want miracles. You don't have to know the country's language. But just some shapes, that's all. A square. A little geometry.

The four sweetest words in the English language - "You wore me down".

We have two hundred languages in Europe. Two hundred languages! Count them! I know you won't!