Quotes & Jokes about School / page 2


Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.

I was such a nerd in high school, I didn't even have imaginary friends, I had imaginary bullies.

Don't you love it when people in school are like, "I'm a bad test taker"? You mean, you're stupid.

Not everyone in school needs to look like a slut but there should always be one... and I enjoyed being her.

If your mother still drives you to school, you are not a gangster, pull your pants up!

If you're studying Geology, which is all facts, as soon as you get out of school you forget it all, but Philosophy you remember just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.

I know I’m not sexy. In high school I was voted "Most Likely to Masturbate".

You've got guys in charge of shows who probably went to school for chemistry, and now they're executive producers.

You might be a redneck if your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".

I knew comedy was for me when I was the only Asian in high school that failed math. But you know when I failed eight other students around me failed too.

If there is hell, it was modeled after junior high school.

I finally just slept with my high school crush. But I swear; now he expects me to go to his graduation - like I know where I'm going to be in three years.

You know your school is crappy when they advertise it on the subway.

I loathed every day and regret every day I spent in school.

When I was in high school the worst thing you could ever get was VD. Talk about the sniffles! I just want to meet an old-fashioned girl with gonorrhea.