Quotes & Jokes about Hate / page 2

My brother hates gay people - hates us. 'We should take all you gays and stick you on an island.' 'Well they have, Frank. We call it Manhattan.'

I hate bigots so much it makes me one.

And if I die early the situation will be auto-erotic asphyxiation, I hate my life and it hates me back!

I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I’ve never found any strange panties in my dog’s house.

I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say "I'm Stupid". That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

I don't hate America. I love America. I want it to be better. The only way we can get it to be better is to realistically criticize what's wrong with it.

I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

I hate thin people; "Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?"

Women hate women. You get any two girlfriends in this room, been girlfriends for twenty five years, you put a man in between them … "fuck that bitch," "fuck that bitch."

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

I hate the term 'partner.' 'Yes, we're partners... This is my life partner, Teddy.' Jacoby & Meyers are partners. Ben & Jerry are partners. Bausch + Lomb are partners. You and Teddy are fuck-buddies.