Quotes & Jokes about Hate / page 2

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I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!

I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say "I'm Stupid". That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing.

The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it.

I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I’ve never found any strange panties in my dog’s house.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

And if I die early the situation will be auto-erotic asphyxiation, I hate my life and it hates me back!

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

My brother hates gay people - hates us. 'We should take all you gays and stick you on an island.' 'Well they have, Frank. We call it Manhattan.'

I hate thin people; "Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?"

I hate the term 'partner.' 'Yes, we're partners... This is my life partner, Teddy.' Jacoby & Meyers are partners. Ben & Jerry are partners. Bausch + Lomb are partners. You and Teddy are fuck-buddies.

I hate the word housewife; I don't like the word home-maker either. I want to be called Domestic Goddess.

Why hate someone for the colour of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them.

I don't hate America. I love America. I want it to be better. The only way we can get it to be better is to realistically criticize what's wrong with it.

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.