People with high blood pressure, diabetes - those are conditions brought about by life style. If you change the life style, those conditions will leave.
Stand-Up Comedians' Quotes and Jokes about Change
Every generation has their challenge. And things change rapidly, and life gets better in an instant.
Actually, there's nothing I know for sure because I know for sure that things change.
Divorce is just about change, you know. It's God saying, "You need a change. And I'm going to make it so your bank account only has change."
You know when you say something but you want to change in the middle? Like one time I was a bout to say take care but changed in the middle to good luck so it sounded like take luck... If you have any luck take care of it. Take luck you now. Shut up!
Sometimes people change their minds, sometimes they meet someone else, sometimes they get sober, and sometimes he was just a jerk who you’re lucky to be rid of.
It's really weird how your life changes. Tonight I'm drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night and day, you know?