Quotes & Jokes about Love / page 2


Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man."

Marriage is when two people love each other so much that they promise that if they ever, ever stop they'll fill out tons of paperwork.

You have to break in half to love somebody.

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap on-a-rope.

Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.

It's an incredible feeling falling in love someone who doesn't know you exist.

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level.

It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that, I never even thought about killin' myself.

Love is such an arbitrary thing. I love my mom. I love pancakes.

You gotta keep falling in love. You gotta believe in it. What are you going to do... give sheep the vote?

Women want you to suffer. You know what I mean? They want you to go 4 to 8 grand in debt. They want you to do that, and go to work every fucking day, knowing that you're working for their fucking love and the use of their fucking vagina.

The bravest thing that men do is love women.

It is a big world that we live in, and people have a choice to love who they love.

I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever.